I'm sure I'm picking a fight here; but since when did McDonalds become a career that needed union protection? 20 years ago it was a place teenagers used to work to make money for gas and Z-Cavariccis (and also friendly retirees). Most moved on. Those that stayed became managers. This is an entry level position. » 9/02/14 9:33am Today 9:33am

This is all a matter of phrasing and marketing. Instead of saying 'arrest' say 'freedom-break". Handcuffs are now wristblingz (the 'z' appeals to today's urban youths). And police officer is now Assistant Spider-Man. So when an Assistant Spider-Man places wristblingz on you and tells you you're going to take a… » 8/14/14 5:13pm 8/14/14 5:13pm